Friday, October 29, 2021

Inexplicable Happening: Halloween must be coming

 Cue the Twilight Zone music.

I've long suspected that sometimes in our rational universe, weird stuff happens. This morning I used a ratty old bath towel to blot up water on the floor (the mop bucket leaked). Then I threw it in the washer and set it for hot water, heavy soil, and prewash. Turned it on and went away to do 

Isn't this vintage washer's 
expression sinister ?

something else. Came back to hang it to dry outside because why waste gas and electricity when New Mexico's air will dry it in no time? Somehow, the old white towel had turned into a pair of drawstring pants and the towel was gone. My housemate didn't take it out and didn't run her pants this morning so we can only conclude that the towel metamorphosed into pants.

Has anything this weird ever happened to you? Inquiring minds want to know.

 


18th Century Dance

 I've often written about doing research for novels. YouTube has generally been fairly far down on my list of resources because I'm a word, rather than a video, person. Another problem is that the camera work for many of the demonstrations is not well done. 

However, when they're good, they're often very good indeed. 

When I started writing historical romance, I knew nothing about period dance. Disclaimer: I still don't know much about it but at least I've now seen it performed, thanks to various groups on YouTube.   

It's Friday. If we were living in the 18th century, perhaps we would be attending a ball this evening. This is what it might look like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=___I5dy4PhQ Some seldom-seen or referenced 17th and 18th century dances. Have you ever heard of anyone performing "The Dumps" in a Georgian or Regency novel? I hadn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZWDrjLO7r4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdYoW6lhf6A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbXUWNaDKyw   No, I don’t know why one of the dancers is wearing a harlequin costume. Drafted from a masquerade because they were short one dancer and she knew the steps? We'll never know.

Wonderful music, too.


 

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Wednesday, October 20th 2021 is Hagfish Day!

How is a hagfish like a book cover? According to https://nationaldaycalendar.com/hagfish-day-third-wednesday-in-october/,
"Hagfish are considered to be the ugliest of species. The idea behind this observance is to encourage everyone to look beyond the exterior...Not unlike a book cover, the day points out the benefits of looking deeper into the subject."

How ugly is the hagfish? Really, really ugly. 

Hagfish (two shown) are unlike most fish. They don’t have eyes, jaws or bones. From: https://www.sciencenewsforstudents.org/article/new-fossil-shows-how-hagfish-went-back-basics


Hagfish-hit highway in Oregon. Source: Depoe Bay Fire Dist/ Twitter They were destined for Asian dinner tables but they and their slime ended up on Highway 101 in Oregon.

A truck carrying over 3400 kilos [Note: about 7,495 pounds] of hagfish was travelling down the coastal road at around noon, when it hit...halted traffic.

Unable to stop, the truck ended up shifting weight which caused one of the cartons carrying live hagfish to "fly across the highway," as the Oregon State Police described.

While that carton landed somewhere on the road, others in the truck toppled and spilled all over, leading to a freak chain-reaction accident involving four vehicles. From: https://www.indiatoday.in/fyi/story/hagfish-slime-eel-covers-highway-oregon-1024496-2017-07-15

And that is all I am going to say about hagfish. I plan to celebrate living in a state with no seacoast.


Sunday, October 10, 2021

Things That Last

 I have always loved old things: antiques, traditional ways of doing things, old photographs, stories about earlier times. This is probably why I write historical fiction/historical romance.

A while ago as I poured water into my Mr. Coffee®, it occurred to me that I’ve been using the same coffee maker almost every day for thirteen years. Now I’m wondering what its life expectancy is (for purposes of comparison, the dishwasher, refrigerator, and the washer, all new in 2008, had to be replaced in the last two years). The gas stove, bought at the same

time, has no oven light and no clock because it’s strictly gas, with no electric bells and whistles, is still going strong. I did have to have a repair guy come in to clean the soot out of the bottom of the oven when the holes got plugged and the oven stopped heating*. My Kitchenaid Junior stand mixer, now about forty years old, still works. By comparison, I’ve been through three (three!) printers in thirteen years.

That led to contemplation of things that last.

Years ago, I bought a Hoosier kitchen cabinet. For the benefit of those who aren’t familiar with the term, it’s like this early 20th century advertising 

illustration. There were many different styles (mine is narrower and taller). My current house, like the last one, does not have a lot of built-in cabinets, so my Hoosier is a godsend. It houses my crockpot, some small kitchen equipment, dried fruit, spices and seasonings (including the weird medieval and 18th century ones like musk, and the chiles and chile powders because this is New Mexico, after all), and it also serves as the liquor cabinet. I believe it’s over a century old. It will outlast me, and that’s an oddly comforting thought.

Maybe that’s why shabby chic furnishings, antiques and genealogy are popular: they spell stability. And I think the appeal of historical romance novels lies in the desire for things that last:  a long line of ancestors and a house inhabited by the same family for decades or centuries, heirlooms, enduring love.

But even if we don’t trace our ancestry back more than a generation and aren’t rooted in the same soil that nurtured our great-great-great-grandparents, we are still part of the continuity of centuries. I have my father’s heavy bone structure, my mother’s singing voice, my father’s aptitude for special relationships (you know, that thing about what direction gears are turning? Didn’t get that from Mum), and my mother’s skill with the language. My father and I both inherited his mother’s chin. I don’t know where my nose came from. No one in any of the family pictures has it. Maybe one of my great-greats in Somerset, England, Ireland, Sweden or parts unknown contributed it. Our roots go back a long, long way.

Arundel Castle, home of the Dukes of Norfolk


*The owner’s manual blithely assumes the owner will do this at intervals. To do so, it’s necessary to remove the oven door, either have long arms or crawl into the oven, remove some weird-shaped screws at the very back, lift out the steel plate that forms the bottom of the oven, clean the gas apertures, replace the plate, re-light the oven pilot, and replace the door. No doubt some people can do it. I can’t. I’ll happily pay a gas stove repair person to come out every five years or so rather than buy a new, complicated range that would have a life expectancy of twelve or thirteen years.